Friday, July 9, 2021

BOOK: Sea Witch by Carol Ann Kauffman

Sea Witch

by Carol Ann Kauffman


Dr. Laura Martin, Chief Extraterrestrial Life Scientist at The Touchstone Institute of Oceanographic Research, noticed troubling but subtle changes in the Atlantic Ocean. Before she could make sense of it all, her longtime assistant abruptly walked out. Laura hired young, handsome Scott Conner to be her personal assistant. Mayhem ensued, mainly because of Zara, the mermaid/siren/monster in the basement of the Touchstone Institute, who eyed on Scott as her possible mate in a plot for total domination of planet Earth.


“The Touchstone Institute of Oceanographic Research is the most fantastic, exhilarating place on the planet to work. It is high energy, exciting, sometimes maddening, often frightening, heart pounding work. It’s not a job. It’s a lifetime commitment. It gets in your blood. It grabs you by the throat and possesses you, body and soul. And it is work. If you’re not prepared to work your ass off day in and day out, weekends, holidays, your birthday, and your mamma’s birthday, leave now.”


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But, wait! Read an excerpt first:


“If there is magic on this planet,

it is contained in the water.”

-Loren Eiseley


Chapter Three

 

Thank You for Your Interest in the Touchstone Institute, but…

 

 

Scott walked into work a little early, only to find Mary Lou Hughes and Ann Dennison sitting down with Dr. Sylvia Washington, filling out new employee papers.

“Scott, did you get any mail yesterday? Didn’t you get, uh, a letter?”

“A letter? A ‘thank you for your interest in the Touchstone Institute, but’ letter? No. NO!”

“Yes, Scott. I’m sorry. Dr. Martin hired Mary Lou and Ann this morning. I’m sorry.”

“She hired them both? And not me?”

“Yes. Ann will be the new general receptionist at the front desk.”

“That’s Jaime’s job,” said Scott.

“Jaime quit. And Mary Lou, uh, will be Dr. Martin’s personal assistant.

“Is Dr. Martin here? I’d like a word with her,” he said, taking his BIK card off the wall and heading down the stairs.

“She’s very busy,” called Sylvia. 

Scott ignored her and walked down the stairs to Laura’s office.

 

“Dr. Martin,” Sylvia buzzed Laura’s office, “Dr. Conner is on his way down. Do you want me to call Security?”

“No, of course not. I should have done this in person in the first place. He deserves to hear it from me instead of…” Laura turned to find Scott staring at her, eyes big and wet. She moved closer to him.

“Scott,” she said softly, “go home.”

“What?”

“I said… go home. Your services are no longer needed.”

“What? Why? Will you just tell me why? Please!”

“You’re extremely over-qualified. You have a doctorate. These two positions don’t even require a bachelor’s degree. A high school diploma is all that was needed. You deserve… something better than this. It was a fantastic unpaid internship, Scott. I’ll write you the most glowing letter of recommendation you’ve ever seen.”

“I don’t want something better. I don’t want a letter of commendation. I want this! Was the quality of my work ever deficient in any way?”

“No. No, everything you did was… perfect.”

“Then, was the quantity of my work deficient?”

“No, you churned out excellent work day and night, and took work home with you.”

“I did everything I could to show you how much I wanted this job. I worked hard to streamline your schedule. I made sure you ate, took your vitamins, and drank enough water when I saw you were getting tired. I took as much pressure off of you as I could so that you could concentrate on the important issues at hand in here. I assisted you in every way I could. I anticipated your needs and prepared for them, like getting your car for you so you didn’t have to walk in the dark parking deck by yourself, dealing with deliveries and invoices, and the tank spills, anything, everything else I could. I don’t understand what I did wrong.”

“Nothing. You did nothing wrong. You were… amazing, wonderful.”

“Then… why?”

“I told you. You deserve more than a personal assistant position. I tried to get them to add another position for you, something more in line with your qualifications. I was sure I had talked Admiral Torres into it. But…”

“I don’t care.”

“I care. It’s unfair to you. I’m sorry.”

“I can’t understand this.” 

“I know. Scott, go home. Leave your key card at the front desk. And, thank you. You were… outstanding.” 

Laura turned and walked away from him. She didn’t want him to see how upset she was. She had every intention of releasing him when she allowed him to wiggle his way in. But, now, today, it was harder than she thought it would be to let him go.

“Dr. Martin? No!” She kept on walking. “Laura?” he whispered. She disappeared into the Operating Room corridor and closed the door, holding in the tears.

 

A broken-hearted Scott dragged himself to his apartment, dejected. He poured himself a double scotch and flopped on the couch.

There was a brisk, loud knock on the door. Scott ignored it. A few minutes later, another knock at the door, this time a softer, gentler knock.

“Go away.” Another knock on the door. “GO THE HELL AWAY!” Another knock. He got up from the couch, wanting to throttle whoever was at the door. He opened it to find his very sweet, elderly landlady.

“Oh, Mrs. Mahalick! What is it, dear?”

“Scott, I signed for this registered letter for you from a military man just a few minutes ago. He said it was extremely important. He said I had to hand it to you personally. It’s from the federal government. You aren’t in any trouble, are you? Is everything okay?”

“Yes, Mrs. Mahalick, everything is fine. No trouble. The letter is job-related. I’m just tired. Thank you.”

Scott went back to the couch and the scotch. He fingered the envelope. So, this was it, his ‘thank you for your interest in the Touchstone Institute, but…’ letter. He thought back on the last sixteen days, the best sixteen days of his life. And now, it was all over. He poured himself another double.

“Damn you, Laura Martin. Why did you have to be so fantastic? Why couldn’t you have been an absolute beast to work with? Why couldn’t you be some impossible, arrogant, full-of-herself, narcissistic, mean little bitch? Why did you have to be so caring, so sweet, and so, so lovable? Why did you tell me I was a kind and gentle soul with a good heart? And why, when you said my name did it feel like a caress, a genuine embrace? Why did you make me feel like I could accomplish anything if you were by my side? Why, when you finally, finally smiled at me, did it thrill me and make me feel like king of the world? Why?” He drained his glass and poured himself another. Hours passed, bottle drained, Scott conked out on the couch.

 

Laura was locked in her office in a foul mood when she heard the news.

“Dr. Martin, a call just came in from Admiral Torres’ office,” said Sylvia. “Your request for a project manager has been approved, as of today. The Admiral’s office sent Dr. Conner a letter by military courier. According to this, he should have received it by now.”

“That’s terrific news! That’s what I was hoping for,” she said. “Oh, how I wish it would have come in last night or early this morning. It could have saved both Scott and me some unnecessary anguish.”

“Then he should be here soon,” said Sylvia. 

One hour passed. Two hours. Three hours more. No Scott.

“Okay, where’s Scott?” Laura asked.

“He hasn’t come in yet,” said Sylvia.

“That’s strange. I would’ve thought he’d come bouncing back here within minutes of getting his new assignment,” said Laura.

“Yes, me, too, said Sylvia.”

 

“Vanna, I have to run an errand. I’ll be back in a half an hour. Tell anyone who asks I’m in a meeting.”

“Sure, Laura. Take your time. Is Scott coming in today?”

“Yes, he’ll be here any minute.”

 

Laura went outside and into Scott’s apartment building. She knocked on his door. No answer. An elderly woman walked toward her.

“Excuse me, I’m Scott Conner’s co-worker. He didn’t come in today and I’m worried about him. He didn’t call in. He doesn’t answer his phone. He doesn’t answer his door.”

“I’m his landlady, Ellie Mihalick. I saw him earlier today. He wasn’t himself. Do you think he’s ill? The flu is going around.”

“It could be. He might be really sick. And he might need help. What should we do?”

“Let me try to get him to answer the door.” She knocked.

“Scott? Scott? It’s Mrs. Mihalick. Answer the door, Scott.” No answer.

“Okay, now I’m definitely worried. Let’s open the door. You have a key, don’t you?” asked Laura. Mrs. Mihalick thought about it for a while.

“He didn’t look well when I talked to him earlier. Okay.” She opened the door. Laura’s heart stopped when she saw Scott’s body sprawled out half on the couch, half on the floor, in the most unnatural position.

“Scott!” Laura ran to him and cradled his head in her arms. She checked for a pulse. “Well, he’s alive.” 

“Do you think it’s the flu?” asked Mrs. Mihalick, hanging back at the door. 

Laura pushed the empty scotch bottle under the couch with her foot. “Yes, my guess is it’s the flu.”

“I don’t want to get too close. That flu can kill an old lady like me.”  

“I understand, Ellie. I’ll take it from here. Thank you.” 

Ellie backed out and closed the door.

 

Laura saw the letter unopened on the coffee table.

“So… you never opened the envelope. Damn. Now what do I do with you?”

She went into the bathroom and ran tepid water into the tub. “Okay, let’s get you out of your clothes and into the tub.” She took off his shirt. She unbuckled his belt and unzipped his trousers. She pulled them off, along with his socks and underwear.

“Okay, Big Guy, let’s get you into the bathtub. I don’t know if it’ll help you, but I’m much more comfortable with lifeforms in the water.” She put one of his legs in the tub, then shifted his weight to the other leg. He wobbled. She held on to him tightly and maneuvered him into the tub and sat him down.

“Laura,” he mumbled. 

It surprised her. She didn’t think he was aware of her presence. She pushed his head down under the water and then pulled him back up. 

“Laura?”

“Yes, Scott. I’m right here. Can you hear me?”

“Yes” he slurred. “Why?” 

“Why did I put you in the bathtub? I’m trying to sober you up. You came back to your apartment and polished off a fifth of scotch, I’m guessing by the smell of you and the empty bottle on the floor.” 

She pushed him under the water again and pulled him back up. He gasped and burped.

“Oh, you’re just a charmer.”

“Thank you. Laura?”

“Yes, Scott?”

“Where are we? Are we in a tank?”

“Yes,” she stifled a giggle. “We’re in a big tank with… with a giant alien squid-like creature… and we have to get a tissue sample… and he isn’t in a particularly giving mood.”

“Stand back,” he held his arm out, “I’ll take care of this for you. I’ll do it.”

“Scott! Here comes the giant squid.” She pushed his head under the water and pulled him up again.

“Laura!” he shouted, spitting out some water. “Watch out… he’s a killer.” He grabbed her. “He’s dangerous. But don’t worry. I’ll protect you.”

She gently leaned him back against the wall and trickled water over his head from a washcloth. He grinned.

“What are you doing to me? You’re making me crazy.”

“Oh, no, I can’t take credit for that crazy part of you. You had it when I met you. I’m trying to… calm you down after our harrowing experience with the giant alien squid. You were wonderful, so brave.”

“Did I get the tissue sample for you?” He grinned an out of focus smile at her.

“Yes, you did. You were just marvelous.”

“Thank you. I try,” he blushed. She trickled more water over his head.

“Laura?”

“Yes, Scott.”

“I want my job back. You can let Mary Lou do all the paperwork if you want. But let me take care of you. You don’t even have to pay me.”

“Okay.”

“Really?” He sat up and blinked, looking momentarily sober. “Do you mean it?”

“Yes, I mean it. Let’s get out of this tank and maybe you could take a little nap.” She helped him out of the tub. He dried himself off somewhat, and she helped him into bed. She laid him on his stomach just in case he got sick. She put his wastebasket on that side of his bed and pulled a chair to his bedside. She dried his hair with a towel.

“Sleep a little, Scott. And when you wake up, you’ll feel much better. I’ll see you at work.”

“Okay, Laura.” 

She gently rubbed his back until he fell asleep smiling. She covered him up with a blanket she found on the floor. She took a pen from her handbag and wrote on the letter front, “Scott, open this immediately! Laura” and propped it up on the counter where he was sure to see it. She left and went back to work.








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Thursday, July 8, 2021

ENTERTAINMENT: Sweet Tooth


Well, this was nothing like I expected! First, let me say I didn't read Jeff Lemire's comic book, so I expected doughnuts or brownies. But I was pleasantly surprised. I loved it. 

I am a Nonso Anozie fan since the days of Zoo, so as soon as he showed up, I was hooked. Please give this one a chance. It is filled with heart and love. Watch it. Tell your friends about it. The only way to get a second season is if the ratings are high.   







 








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Wednesday, July 7, 2021

FIRST MOVIE I EVER SAW: Long, Long Trailer



The very first movie I ever saw:

Oh, I am showing my age here! When I was seven years old, my big sister and I walked from our house up on the top of the hill on Robbins Avenue in Niles, Ohio to the Robins Theater in beautiful downtown Niles. And, back then, it really was beautiful and busy. Cars had to go around the block a numbers of times to snag a parking place, all parallel parking spots in front of the many retail shops.

At Gilbert Avenue, we were joined by my sister's best friend, Toni, who brought her little cousin, Palma Jean, who they called Stinky, but she wasn't. Now, Stinky and I were ten years younger than my sister Janie and Toni.
 
They walked ahead of us, talking and laughing about high school stuff. They were both a little louder and giggler than usual, but remember, we were walking down the busiest street in the city and they looked really cute.

For a small town, the city of Niles boasted three theaters. We were going to the Robins Theater, which was once the original Warner Brothers Theater in 1907. Years later in 1922,  it became the Butler Theater when the Butler Brothers bought it. David Butler was a a brother-in-law to the Warner Brothers. The Butler became the Robins Theater  around 1934. 
 
Once we got to the Robins Theater, my sister bought me a soda and my own popcorn, and a candy bar. Now I had all these treats previously, but never all at the same time. 

Then we entered a huge, dark auditorium with burgundy velour seats. Each seat had a cupholder on the arm rest. Gorgeous burgundy and gold draperies with shiny gold braiding and tassels covered the stage at the front of the cavernous theater.  I was in awe before the movie even started.

But then the curtains opened. The previews began. There was a news reel and a couple of cartoons. And soon Lucille Ball and Desi Arnez (This was in the early days of the I Love Lucy show) were on the big screen as a newlywed couple (not Lucy and Desi)  who bought a long, long trailer. Gorgeous Sierra Nevada mountains in the American southwest were breathtaking to a little girl from Ohio. 

Big, beautiful cars. Big laughs. Singing. And all this over stimulation had a story about two people who loved each other very much, but the constant stream of daily disasters took its toll on them. And just when you think they'll never patch things up, well, you know.

It was a glorious evening. Even with the long, two-mile walk back home uphill in the dark with my sister holding my hand because I was scared, it remains etched in my memory as one of the best days of my childhood.  



The Long, Long Trailer

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The Long, Long Trailer
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Directed byVincente Minnelli
Produced byPandro S. Berman
Screenplay byAlbert Hackett
Frances Goodrich
Based onThe Long, Long Trailer
1951 novel
by Clinton Twiss
StarringLucille Ball
Desi Arnaz
Marjorie Main
Keenan Wynn
Music byAdolph Deutsch
CinematographyRobert Surtees
Edited byFerris Webster
Production
company 
Distributed byMetro-Goldwyn-Mayer
Release date
  • February 18, 1954
Running time
96 min
LanguageEnglish
Budget$1,534,000[1]
Box office$4,985,000[2]

The Long, Long Trailer is a 1954 American Anscocolor road comedy film based on a novel of the same name written by Clinton Twiss in 1951 about a couple who buy a new travel trailer home and spend a year traveling across the United States.[3]

The film stars Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz. It also features Marjorie MainKeenan WynnBert FreedMoroni Olsen, Gladys Hurlbut, Madge BlakeHoward McNear, and Walter Baldwin. The picture was directed by Vincente Minnelli, working from a screenplay by Albert Hackett and Frances Goodrich.

Plot[edit]

As Nicholas Collini (Desi Arnaz) takes a new job as a civil engineer, his new bride Tacy (Lucille Ball) comes up with an idea to buy a trailer to travel around the USA to various work projects on which Nicky is employed, as well as to save money that would otherwise be spent on a house. Tacy also hopes to haul the trailer themselves to Nicky's new place of work in Colorado, as part of their honeymoon trip to the Sierra Nevada mountains. But the honeymoon trip, as well as happenings leading up to it, rapidly becomes a series of disasters.

Shortly after arriving at the trailer show, Tacy and Nicky come across a large trailer home, which Tacy instantly falls in love with. To tow the trailer, the Collinis end up buying a new car and trailer hitch, and the money spent starts to mount up.

Early in the trip, after being swamped by friendly trailer park neighbors their first night, Tacy decides to camp back in the woods the next night. But after turning on an old logging road, the trailer falls on its side into the mud during a rainstorm, which Nicky tries to level. The next day, the Collinis go to visit Tacy's relatives. But upon arriving at the home of her aunt and uncle, with other relatives and neighbors who are gathered watching, Nicky accidentally backs the trailer into their hosts' carport, partly destroying it as well as a prized rose bush. As Tacy and Nicky continue traveling, Tacy is determined to make their trailer home, collecting fruits and vegetables to can for winter, as well as rocks to decorate their front patio when they arrive at their ultimate destination in Colorado. Soon Tacy wants to learn how to drive the car, but after being constantly criticized by Nicky about her driving skills, Tacy gets out and jumps in the back, furious. After having another fight that evening over who was sleeping where for the night, they make up again.

The following afternoon, Tacy attempts to cook dinner while Nicky drives, hoping to have dinner ready once he parks the trailer at their next stop. It goes awry, as the trailer moves and rocks, causing the dinner to be ruined and Tacy getting severely bruised. Afterwards, Nicky decides to take an offer on the trailer, hoping he and Tacy can move into an actual house. But Tacy is still determined to keep the trailer, and refuses to sell it. That evening, Nicky orders Tacy to get rid of all the rocks and canned foods she has collected before they make a cliffhanging ride on a narrow road through the mountains. But Tacy feels they are throwing away precious memories of their honeymoon, and decides to keep them hidden, so Nicky wouldn't find them. But as Nicky and Tacy drive up and down the mountain, everything Tacy has hidden rolls around inside the trailer, causing a big mess. Finally, when they reach the top of the 8,000 feet (2,400 m) mountain, the trailer falls over again, weighed down by all of the possessions. In a rage, Nicky takes everything Tacy has collected and throws it off the mountain. Tacy later storms off in a huff.

As their marriage deteriorates, Nicky meets up with Tacy as she prepares to sell the trailer and move back home. Nicky attempts to apologize, but doesn't know where to start and instead leaves. As Nicky starts driving off in the pouring rain, Tacy runs to catch up with him. The two finally forgive each other, and tearfully reconcile.

Cast[edit]

Production[edit]

The trailer used in the film is the 1953 36-foot Redman New Moon model, which sold for US$5,345 (equivalent to $51,077 in 2019). The new car used to tow the trailer is a 1953 Mercury Monterey convertible with a 125 HP flathead V8 engine.

Opening scenes were shot on Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer's Stage 12, the same location at which Arnaz played his first film scene in Bataan, eleven years before.[4]

The dangerous mountain highway featured is Whitney Portal Road, which leads up to Mount Whitney in the Sierra Nevada mountains in California. The hairpin turn offers scenic views of the Owens Valley. During the scenes of Nicky and Tacy pulling their trailer in the mountains, their 1953 Mercury Monterey convertible is replaced with a larger but similar appearing 1953 Lincoln Capri convertible. The distinct Lincoln grille is clearly evident in a shot as the car rounds a curve. The more powerful Lincoln (which is equipped with a 205 HP V8 engine) was needed to pull the heavy New Moon trailer up and over the steep grades of the Sierra Nevada where the scenes were filmed. Other scenes were shot on the Pines to Palms Scenic Byway (State Route 74) in Palm Desert, California.[5]

The residence of Tacy's aunt and uncle (where the porch and rosebush are destroyed by the trailer) is the Meet Me In St. Louis John Truett house on the MGM Backlot, next door to the Smith Family house.

The closing credits thank the National Park Service for permission to film in Yosemite National Park. There is one memorable scene where the car and trailer emerge from a tunnel to a view of Yosemite Valley, complete with a panorama of El CapitanHalf Dome, and Bridalveil Fall as the stars sing a duet. Later, there is a view of a full-flowing Yosemite Falls.

Reception[edit]

According to Turner Classic Movies' host, Robert Osborne, the studio was not sure if this film would be a success because it was thought people would not pay money to see Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz in a movie when they could watch the couple on television for free (I Love Lucy). Arnaz made a $25,000 bet with the studio that the movie would make more money than the current highest-grossing comedy at that time (Father of the Bride, starring Spencer Tracy and Elizabeth Taylor and also directed by Vincente Minnelli). Arnaz won the bet. The film gave audiences an opportunity to see Arnaz and Ball in color when I Love Lucy was in black and white. Tacy and Nicky are similar to the characters Lucy and Ricky.

According to MGM records the film earned $3,978,000 in the US and Canada and $1,007,000 elsewhere, resulting in a profit of $3,550,000.[1]

Home media[edit]

The Long, Long Trailer was released on DVD in 2006 by Warner Home Video[6] in Region 1 coding for the U.S. and Canada. It was released as a single disc and as a part of a 3-DVD set featuring two other Ball/Arnaz movies, Forever, Darling and Too Many Girls. The film was also released in Region 4 coding for Australia.

In popular culture[edit]

The film is referenced in the They Might Be Giants song "Everything Right Is Wrong Again" which contains the lyrics "Everything right is wrong again / Just like in The Long, Long Trailer / All the dishes got broken / The car kept driving / And nobody would stop to save her".


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