Friday, June 17, 2022

BOOK: MacKalvey House by Carol Ann Kauffman


 

After college graduation, young American Michelle Rosemont visits a quaint, little village in England and decides to stay. She takes a job as a photographer for a historical magazine and meets Kenneth MacKalvey, an older British author whose work she has long admired.


Their mutual attraction is instantaneous, but can she deal with his dark and shady past or will old family scars and secrets stop her from trusting him and keep them apart forever?


They are opposites in every way. Can they find happiness together despite their major differences?


Twists and turns at every corner heighten the suspense in this cozy village mystery.


In this new and exciting chapter in the many lifetimes of our eternal lovers and soulmates, they find each other again. In every new lifetime, fate tends to keep them apart until they’re ready to face the obstacles and handle the burning yet beautiful emotions of love.

Link: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B017HZ6DIS



Excerpt:

Chapter One

 

Too Many Cooks

 

 

“Yes, sir.”

“And do not bother me with this nonsense again!”

“Yes, sir.”

“Why is it suddenly SO bloody difficult to find suitable, decent, dependable domestic help? My father never had any trouble finding or keeping suitable staff. Are the whole lot of these new domestics slow on the uptake?”

“I believe so, sir.”

“They’d all rather be on the dole than work for a decent wage.”

“Yes, sir.”

“What the hell has happened to this country?”

“I have no idea, sir.”

“Thank you, Edwards. I’ll not be needing you for the rest of the evening. Get some rest. You look tired, Bernard. See you in the morning.”

Bernard Edwards gave Mr. MacKalvey a slight nod and disappeared down the hallway and into his room. It was harder and harder to find suitable, decent household help because Mr. Kenneth MacKalvey was becoming more and more demanding, increasingly irritable, and terribly unpleasant. Bernard remembered a discussion with a former employee, the sweet, wonderful, Italian cook, Loretta Colavita.

“Bernardo, does he think he owns us? He is so critical. Nothing is ever to his satisfaction. He is never pleased with anything. He never smiles anymore. He’s never happy.  I hardly recognize the wonderful gentleman who hired me years ago. What the hell happened to him? He nitpicks about every tiny thing we do. He wants constant perfection. And then he goes on and on like some nag of an old woman. He can be so mean and vindictive. He treats us all like pond scum. He’s nasty.”

“I know, Loretta. I think he must be a very sad man on the inside.”

“Yeah, well, on the outside, too.” 

“I’m so sorry to see you go, my dear. You are a terrific cook. And you are… delightful company. You are truly a wonderful woman and… and a joy to be around. And I… I…” he stopped himself.

“Well, I’d rather scrub toilets in a men’s prison for the criminally insane than stay in the same house with the likes of that foul bastard and cook for him one more day. If I cook him one more meal, I swear it will be laced with arsenic. 

"Goodbye to you, my dear sweet Bernardo, and good luck to you, too. When are you going to get disgusted enough to leave that miserable fart all alone, which is what he truly deserves?”

“Oh, dear Loretta, I’m afraid it’s not that easy. I’ve been with his family since I was a child. You could say we grew up together.”    

“Except that one in there, he never grew up. He’s still a mean-spirited rich boy, who has lost his charm, if he ever HAD any charm in the first place. Which I am beginning to doubt.”

“Oh, that’s not true, dear Loretta. He’s a good man.”

“I know, I know. I’m just so angry with him at the moment.”

“He will regret this day, I assure you, and he will beg you to come back. Goodbye, my dear Loretta. And until that day comes, I shall miss you. Terribly.” Bernard gave her a hug. 

“Well, until that cold day in hell comes, I shall miss you, too, sweet man,” said Loretta, kissing one cheek, and then the other. She patted his cheek. She looked deep into his eyes. 

And with that, the exceptional Loretta Colavita left MacKalvey House. Bernard waved as he watched her car pull out of the driveway and disappear down the long road toward town. Days passed.

“I miss Loretta Colavita, sir,” Bernard sighed

“Damn it, Edwards! I know you do. I saw the way you mooned after her. I heard her call you ‘Bernardo’ and ‘sweet man’. I saw her fuss all over you when you caught a cold or complained about a sore throat. I miss her, too,” he sighed, “very much. So let’s not go getting so attached to the next cook, what do you say?”

“Yes, sir.” 

The delightful Loretta Colavita was followed by three less than stellar cooks. The red-haired Irish woman told him off, brandishing a kitchen knife at him, and left within the week. 

Then came the Swedish matron who only made fish, fish for breakfast, fish for lunch, and fish for dinner. She lasted almost three weeks, and only because she understood very little English and had no idea the Master of the House was insulting her and her cooking day in and day out after every meal. 

“Bloody hell! I feel like a hapless prisoner of war aboard a Viking warship in the middle of the damn miserable ocean. Fish. Fish. Fish. MacKalvey House positively reeks with the disgusting smell of dead fish. Luckily our nearest neighbor is more than thirty-two kilometers away, or they’d all be complaining about our stench and reporting us to the clean air authorities.”

The Swedish matron was replaced by Greta, a German woman who hardly spoke and made decent, stick-to-your-ribs food three times a day with absolutely no conversation. 

“Well, finally, some luck in the kitchen. The Italian, though an outstanding cook and a good woman with a heart of pure gold, was just a tiny bit over-sensitive to criticism. The Irish woman was obviously part of a coven. And the Swede was trying to kill us both with mercury poisoning. But this German woman, the food is decent and she is nice and quiet, she’s okay.”

Greta stayed in her room when she wasn’t cooking. She spoke to no one. She looked hauntingly out the window.  One Tuesday evening, after dinner, she shot herself.

“I can hardly believe this bad luck of mine. I can’t seem to find a decent cook without mental problems,” said Mr. MacKalvey after the police and coroner left the next day about noon.

“Loretta Colavita was wonderful, Sir. No mental problems. Excellent mushroom risotto. Exquisite lasagna Florentine. Wonderful woman,” sighed Bernard nostalgically.

“And now that the police and the coroner have finally finished, I have to have that room cleaned and repainted and hardwood floor refinished. Buy a new mattress set and bed linens. A new small carpet. A completely unnecessary expense. AND I need to find another cook. I tell you, Edwards, it’s a bloody nightmare.”

“Yes, sir. A bloody nightmare,” agreed Bernard. It must have been a bloody nightmare for poor Greta also, he thought, with never a kind word or a nod of appreciation in her direction. Never a soul to talk to, no one to care. Maybe if she had someone to talk to, things would have turned out differently for her.







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Thursday, June 16, 2022

ENTERTAINMENT: *All the Old Knives (Amazon)











There were some great actors in this. But I just couldn't get into it. It may have been me, I don't know. 









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Wednesday, June 15, 2022

INTERVIEW: Inspirational Author Kimberly Wilkerson

 

 
Kimberly Wilkerson
Bay Area, California
USA



What have you written? 

Kingdom of Grace is a published book available everywhere. I also blog on a regular basis.

What is your favorite genre to write? 

I love writing for children but have been driven to write about many things during the pandemic. 

Favorite food. 

Tea or coffee? 

I love both tea and coffee,

Pizza or ice cream?

 I tend to eat on the healthier side so pizza and ice cream are not always in my diet.

 Wine or beer or soda or what?  I will have a glass of wine every once and awhile but the older I get the more I’m not a big drinker.


Where would you like to visit? Hawaii


Favorite musical artist. It depends on my mood. I have many.


Do you listen to music when you write? What? Sometimes and it would depend on how much I need to focus. If I am doing research while writing, then I try to keep it quiet so I can focus.


What makes you laugh?

 Witty/goofy humor is best. I like stupid things that others may not find as funny…but I have also been known to get too focused on things that I’m too serious and must lighten up to see the humor that sometimes I am the butt of (i.e., if I’m hyper focused on getting somewhere fast, walking as if on a major mission, and then trip on nothing, falling on my face….that would make me laugh and take a moment to slow down).


Favorite work of art or sculpture.          


Starry Night by Vincent van Gogh


How old were you when you started writing? 

Probably around 12 or 13????


Do you plan out your book with outlines and notecards? Or just write? 

both


Describe your perfect evening.

 Peaceful atmosphere with people who I can truly relax and be myself with…it doesn’t matter where, so long as there is peace among everyone.


Where do you get your inspiration? Everywhere I allow myself to see it.


What do you do when you get a writer's block? Try to put my focus on something related to my writing that will be productive in the big picture of what needs to get done.


Who is your favorite author? I admire Amy Sherman-Pallidino’s writing, however I do not believe I have a favorite author. 


Best book you ever read. Love You Forever by Robert Munsch


Last book you read. The Beginning of Wisdom: An Introduction of Christian Thought and LifeWhat would you do for a living if you weren’t a writer? The same thing I currently do, have my hand in anything that I am good at, can make a decent paycheck, and learn while enjoying it all.


Who is the one person who has influenced your personal life the most and why? Two people. The doctor who informed me that my body would not be able to carry a child through a full-term pregnancy after surgery AND my son, who proved God laughs at our idea of understanding things in this world. I completely respect the doctor who helped me through a hard time in my life AND he helped me understand that we do not know what we do not know, until we know it (if we ever do).



If you could sit down and have a conversation with ONE person, living or dead, real or fictional, who would it be and why? My Nana (grandmother), I still have many questions and wish I could have the opportunity to ask her about life, love, and her perspective and understanding of them all.


What advice would you give someone who aspired to be a writer? Write, practice, learn, and research. Do not feel you need to do everything the way anyone else does; everyone is different and not everyone is going to understand you or your perspective. Know that you may not see theirs either and keep pushing forward.


Do you have some links for us to follow you?

 https://mylegacyforchristopher.com

 

https://www.facebook.com/kimberly.wilkerson04

 

https://www.linkedin.com/in/kimberly-wilkerson-

 

https://instagram.com/kimberly.wilkerson?utm_medium=copy_link

 

http://Www.Twitter.com/@kmwilkerson704

 

https://www.amazon.com/dp/1645840875/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_imm_t1_97eUFbX15WR59_nodl

 

https://m.barnesandnoble.com/w/kingdom-of-grace-kmwilkerson/1136690758 

Tuesday, June 14, 2022

BOOK REVIEW: Damage Control by J.W. Stacks



War is hell and it has invaded the Pancake Club. Having dealt

with a veteran husband with PTSD, this story hit home and 

brought me to tears. In this third installment of those sweet and 

wonderful pancake eaters, Navy veteran returns to his 

hometown, sees his high school sweetheart, and things heat up. 

It's a simple story, but told with depth and honesty. Post 

traumatic stress disorder is a relevant issue today and I for one 

was glad to see the story written from the veteran's point of 

view. I highly recommend it.






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Sunday, June 12, 2022

SCHEDULE: JUNE 13-17, 2022

Photo by Carol Ann Kauffman
Marriott Stellaris Resort Beach, Aruba

Mon., June 13 - ART:
Mid Century Modern #4
by Parker Kaufman

Tues., June 14 - Book Review:
Damage Control
by J.W. Stacks
Wed., June 15 - INTERVIEW:
Inspirational Author
Kimberly Wilkerson

Thurs., June 16 - ENTERTAINMENT:
All the Old Knives
(Prime Video)
Fri., June 17 - BOOK:
MacKalvey House
by Carol Ann Kauffman










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